What with the florida man eating off another man’s face and the other kid eating his roommate’s heart and brain, I’m going to end up waking up in a hospital bed, trying to find my wife and my son carl.
I wish I were as cool as all the other girls upon first impression. I’m just boring and awkward at first and it makes me seem antisocial and weird and unfriendly. I don’t know. Need to work on that.